How to Divide by Zero (and the Resulting Aftermath)

In computer programming, integer division by zero may cause a program to terminate.

To begin dividing by Zero, you need the following materials
-Pencil
-Paper
-Strong power of will (I don't think I just made that up)

Now proceed as follows:

1. Write a regular division equation, such as 12/2.

2. Solve the equation, in this case = 6.

3. Now write 10/0, in standard division form.

4. Try to solve it.

5. Nothing happens?

6. Ok, subtract 2 by itself (2 - 2) equaling zero, now it is understood that 2-2=0

7. Divide 10/(2-2) forcing the paper to believe that 2-2 is completely equal to 0.

8. You may have some difficulty, or you may end up with an answer like (5 - 5).

9. Simplify (5 - 5) and you will get something like this:

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How Not to Firebomb a Nightclub

Firebombing
Firebombing is a bombing technique designed to damage a target, generally an urban area, through the use of fire from an incendiary device, rather than from the blast effect of large bombs.

CCTV catches a guy on a motorcycle pull up outside a nightclub and attempt to firebomb it. Watch what happens.

He totally did that on purpose.

The Funniest Photo Ever Posted on an eBay Auction (NSFW)

How can you tell this dining room table is being sold by a man?Just look at the picture and see if you can tell. . .Hint: Keep your eye on the mirror on the left.

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If you still can't tell. . . MY GOD, MAN PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!

Two for One Special

In honor of the me officially finishing the blog today, I have two special lessons lined up for this post:

1. How to Show Off While Winning A Bike Race.
   

and

2. How to Gracefully Glide Across a Soaped-Up Counter top.



Congratulations! You now know how to be a jackass!

Good

Ok, so it appears that I have everything in working order as of now. Only things left are to design a new banner possibly, and write a few custom codes to get everything feeling nice and homey.

No one is ever supposed to see these posts, so I'll just say whatever the hell i want.

I LOVE ANIME.

There.