How To Avoide a Speeding Ticket

From your local neighborhood Ghost Rider.

This is a 5 minute video, skip to the 5 minute mark and watch from there if you want a crash course instead of the full instruction. :)

Every Family Guy Episode (Free and Streaming)

Just when you thought you couldn't get enough family guy.

Now don't say I never gave you anything (besides every futurama episode)

Includes every episode, and a description of next weeks episode.. then when that airs, that episode will be online.

You are welcome.

Kid Gets Hit By A Van. . .

No Seriously.. Gets hit hard as fuck.

Kid Hit Hard by a Van

Whatever the creators did, they did a good job.

All Futurama Episodes

So, I've been MIA the past few days. . Somehow I got myself caught up in the craziness that is playing World of Warcraft.. but i'm playing on a 'blizzlike' private server for free.. so screw that $15 a month subscription fee.

But as an apology for not posting for the past couple days (to all of the two people who check this) I present to you a website with Streaming FLV's (like youtube) of every Futrama episode, organized by season.

Its part of my stash, but i figure its on the internet so I can't keep it secret.

All Futurama Episodes

How to Divide by Zero (and the Resulting Aftermath)

In computer programming, integer division by zero may cause a program to terminate.

To begin dividing by Zero, you need the following materials
-Strong power of will (I don't think I just made that up)

Now proceed as follows:

1. Write a regular division equation, such as 12/2.

2. Solve the equation, in this case = 6.

3. Now write 10/0, in standard division form.

4. Try to solve it.

5. Nothing happens?

6. Ok, subtract 2 by itself (2 - 2) equaling zero, now it is understood that 2-2=0

7. Divide 10/(2-2) forcing the paper to believe that 2-2 is completely equal to 0.

8. You may have some difficulty, or you may end up with an answer like (5 - 5).

9. Simplify (5 - 5) and you will get something like this:

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This Kid is Greater Than You

In light of recent progress on the guitar;
here's a video of a little kid (6 or 7) Effortlessly strumming through some classic Led Zeppelin.

I want to believe its a fake (maybe out of jealousy), but I can't find anything that proves it.

How Not to Firebomb a Nightclub

Firebombing is a bombing technique designed to damage a target, generally an urban area, through the use of fire from an incendiary device, rather than from the blast effect of large bombs.

CCTV catches a guy on a motorcycle pull up outside a nightclub and attempt to firebomb it. Watch what happens.

He totally did that on purpose.