How To Avoide a Speeding Ticket

From your local neighborhood Ghost Rider.

This is a 5 minute video, skip to the 5 minute mark and watch from there if you want a crash course instead of the full instruction. :)

Every Family Guy Episode (Free and Streaming)

Just when you thought you couldn't get enough family guy.

www.familyguynow.com

Now don't say I never gave you anything (besides every futurama episode)

Includes every episode, and a description of next weeks episode.. then when that airs, that episode will be online.

You are welcome.

Kid Gets Hit By A Van. . .

No Seriously.. Gets hit hard as fuck.

Kid Hit Hard by a Van



Whatever the creators did, they did a good job.

How to Divide by Zero (and the Resulting Aftermath)

In computer programming, integer division by zero may cause a program to terminate.

To begin dividing by Zero, you need the following materials
-Pencil
-Paper
-Strong power of will (I don't think I just made that up)

Now proceed as follows:

1. Write a regular division equation, such as 12/2.

2. Solve the equation, in this case = 6.

3. Now write 10/0, in standard division form.

4. Try to solve it.

5. Nothing happens?

6. Ok, subtract 2 by itself (2 - 2) equaling zero, now it is understood that 2-2=0

7. Divide 10/(2-2) forcing the paper to believe that 2-2 is completely equal to 0.

8. You may have some difficulty, or you may end up with an answer like (5 - 5).

9. Simplify (5 - 5) and you will get something like this:

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This Kid is Greater Than You

In light of recent progress on the guitar;
here's a video of a little kid (6 or 7) Effortlessly strumming through some classic Led Zeppelin.

I want to believe its a fake (maybe out of jealousy), but I can't find anything that proves it.

How Not to Firebomb a Nightclub

Firebombing
Firebombing is a bombing technique designed to damage a target, generally an urban area, through the use of fire from an incendiary device, rather than from the blast effect of large bombs.

CCTV catches a guy on a motorcycle pull up outside a nightclub and attempt to firebomb it. Watch what happens.

He totally did that on purpose.

The Funniest Photo Ever Posted on an eBay Auction (NSFW)

How can you tell this dining room table is being sold by a man?Just look at the picture and see if you can tell. . .Hint: Keep your eye on the mirror on the left.

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If you still can't tell. . . MY GOD, MAN PUT ON SOME CLOTHES!

Iron Man 2008 Official Trailer Spoof

I may be late on this but, I saw the original trailer a few weeks ago when I saw CloverField (which i wasn't too pleased with). But this movie looks insane. Based on the trailer it looks great, and I wouldn't have gone any other way as far as the soundtrack is concerned.

Here is a funny trailer I just saw a few minutes ago that accurately depicts the key points in the movie, be your own judge. Lets just hope this isn't one of those movies where all the good parts are in the trailer..



Ok ok now here's the real trailer

Peter Griffin: Rock Lobster

I've been trying to learn this song on the classical guitar for about 2 days now. . I'm a n00b but its coming along nicely.. in fact i have it down, just working on doing it as fast as peter does it.

But where would the day be without a family guy clip, so here it is: ROCK LOBSTA